He could not hear or
see. He could not even feel the weight of his own body. Then all of
the painful sensations returned and the nightmare began. His car
broke down on an isolated road miles from home. Making matters worse
was the fact that he was struggling to hold back a bowel movement.
He got out of the car. He decided to take a shortcut through the
woods to a neighbor’s house. The urge to empty his bowels
increased with each step he took. The woods were thick and dark, and
he knew it would take a long time to work his way through them. As
much as he regretted not having any toilet paper, he did what came
naturally. He dropped his trousers and squatted. That is when it
happened. A mountain lion decided to punish this other predator for
marking what the cougar considered to be its territory. It attacked
and mauled Dale viciously. The pain of the injuries was
excruciating, but the attack quickly ended and so did all physical
feeling. He was back to being weightless. He could not hear or see
in the manner we all take for granted, but he could sense objects and
sounds. It was as though he was experiencing everything on a whole
different level. He thought he was having an out of the body
experience.
“You died.”
“What?”
“Passed away is the
euphemism I think you use.”
“You mean I’m lying
there in a pile of my own shit with my pants down around my knees?”
“I’m afraid so.”
“What an undignified
way to go!”
“Shit happens.”
“That’s not funny.”
“It’s an expression
I’ve always found amusing.”
“Well it’s not.
Why did you let the cougar attack me?”
“We don’t control
such things. We just observe how you react to them.”
“Thanks a lot!”
“You’re welcome.”
“That was sarcasm.”
“I know.”
“Who are you?”
“Does it matter?”
“What you’re going
to do to me sure does.”
“You get to start
over.”
“What do you mean I
get to start over?”
“You haven’t
learned all you need to know to move on.”
“You mean I flunked
life?”
“I wouldn’t put it
in those terms, but, in a manner of speaking, yes.”
“Is it like having to
repeat the third grade or something?”
“Not exactly. When
you repeat a grade in school you remember what you learned the first
time around.”
“Wait a minute. Are
you saying I’m going to be a baby who can’t control his bladder
or bowels; that I have to relearn all those very basic things and how
to communicate?”
“It doesn’t take
that long, and you won’t remember it.”
“Not remembering is
what I object too. We are our experiences and what we have learned
from them. I won’t even be me.”
“That’s correct.”
“But I want to be
me!”
“Sorry.”
“Sorry doesn’t cut
it. I’m not going to do it.”
“Suit yourself, but
you’re not a part of this world in your present form.”
“I’m here aren’t
I?”
“Yes and no. You’ll
see what I mean.”
“Then leave me alone
and let me discover it on my own.”
“As you wish. No
need to try to call me. I’ll know when you change your mind.”
He was tempted to call
that disembodied voice an arrogant bastard but thought better of it.
It is not wise to piss something off when you don’t know how much
power it might have. The one thing Dale knew was that he was here.
He tried to re-inhabit his body. He passed through it like a vapor.
He could not even get back into it let alone control it. Still he
was here on this earth. He now indulged in a bit of rationalization.
If I’m here, I’m not really dead. What I need is medical
attention. I need someone to repair and revitalize my body so I can
use it again. Then he had a glimmer of hope. If this is a
nightmare, I’ll wake up. But he was sure it was not a nightmare.
If I’m in a comma time is of the essence. Someone has to repair my
body while I’m still alive. He could not just sit there and hope
someone would find him in time.
He started drifting.
That was the only way he could describe what he was doing. He was
not walking or flying he was thinking his way along. He was
literally passing through the trees; they offered no resistance.
There was the house of his neighbor. He oozed through the wall of
the kitchen. There was Esther cooking dinner. She turned and walked
through him on her way to the refrigerator. She opened the
refrigerator, removed several items and walked through Dale again.
She then set the items on the counter near the stove.
“Van did you open a
window or door?”
“No dear.”
“I wonder if women my
age ever experience the opposite of hot flashes.”
“I wouldn’t know.”
“Well, if it happens
again I’ll ask the doctor.”
Dale was afraid he
would scare Esther so he decided to try to talk to Van. He drifted
into the living room where Van was watching television.
“Van! It’s Dale.”
The words were crisp
and clear, but Van did not hear them. Dale tried shouting, but Van
could not hear him. Thinking seemed to be the thing. It was all Dale
had. Maybe he needed to try someone who had connected to his
thoughts better. His ex-wife came to mind. They had been close
once, but that was a long time ago. The emotional connection had
been broken. They no longer shared their feelings or deep thoughts.
It had to be someone who would think his call for help was an
intuition.
He was drifting again,
into town and then the tavern. He had been spending a lot of time in
the tavern lately. He thought he was having fun, but he now realized
he had been using alcohol to numb the pain. Most of the regulars
were there. They were friends. They shared their feelings and their
joy, but what they shared the most was the inebriation that made
jokes seem funnier and sadness more overwhelming. He tried to talk
to some of them, but they could not hear him. The connection between
him and them was not that great because it did not extend beyond the
tavern.
“Drifting,” the
word struck him like a blow. He had spent the last two years of his
life drifting in an alcoholic haze, trying to anesthetize himself
from his feelings of failure. But was he a failure? He was not what
you would call a howling success, but he was still doing reasonably
well at his work. He drifted into the home of old friends. Carl and
his wife Jane were eating dinner. Dale had been neglecting the
relationship he had with those wonderful people. He was suddenly
overwhelmed by how much he cared for them.
“Carl, I have this
terrible feeling. I know it’s going to sound silly, but I think
Dale’s in trouble.”
“Maybe he got drunk
and ran off the road.”
“That’s not funny.”
“No it isn’t.”
Carl got up and dialed
Dale’s cell phone number. When he didn’t get an answer he dialed
the home number.
“He’s not
answering.”
“Try the tavern.”
“No one at the tavern
had seen Dale that night.”
Dale suddenly felt the
weight of his body. His muscles flexed but he was constrained. He
opened his eyes to discover he was in a room.
“Don’t try to
talk,” a female voice said. “You’re in the hospital.”
“You’re lucky that
motorist had to take a leak or he wouldn’t have wondered into the
woods,” a male voice said.
So Dale had been
bleeding out in a pile of shit, and he was saved because someone had
stopped to take a leak. Dale would have laughed, but he blacked out
again.
He was at the beach
with his son and his daughter. They were looking at the creatures in
the tide pools. He had his son lightly touch a sea anemone. Robby
pulled his finger away as the anemone closed up.
“It’s sticky,”
Robby observed.
“What you’re
feeling are stingers that are too short to penetrate your skin. Let
me show you how it protects itself from creatures like us.”
Dale poked the anemone,
and it squirted water. The children laughed, and their delight made
Dale smile.
He had been neglecting
his children. It was all too easy to do after the divorce. Now he
missed them terribly. Teaching them and sharing discoveries with
them was one of life’s greatest pleasures.
He opened his eyes. A
doctor was looking down at him.
“It’s nothing short
of a miracle that you’re still alive. Your face is going to look
terrible after we take the bandages off, but the plastic surgeon can
come close to making you look like you did.”
Dale could not talk
because there was a tube down his throat. Close would be good
enough. He would still be who he was. He would still have his
memories and his love for all the beautiful things on this earth. He
could still share who he was with his children, his siblings and his
friends. He now remembered walking down the pier with his ex-wife,
Carl and Jane. A religious fanatic who was determined to convert the
converted accosted them. She told them to stop worshiping God’s
creation and see the light, because true happiness was only found in
the kingdom of heaven.
“If you reject the
gift of the father how can you accept the gift of the son?” Carl
asked.
“What?”
Life itself was the
greatest gift. Dale told her to think about it.
Her retort was a threat
to pray for them. It was a threat because it was her way of calling
them fools.
Dale now realized there
were many ways to reject life. Failing to appreciate it by
withdrawing from the people he loved is how he had been rejecting it.
He realized he would never be a celebrated humanitarian, but the
positive impact he could have on the lives of the people he knew was
still a good way of measuring success. He had been given a second
chance. He still had the time to share, to help and to enjoy.
First published in macsbackporch.fictonforall.com on Oct 14, 2010
First published in macsbackporch.fictonforall.com on Oct 14, 2010