There are, of course,
some people I will never please. Those people will find something in
at least one of my posts that offends them, and they are going to be
sorely tempted to demonstrate their displeasure in a graphic manner
if they are reading in the bathroom. The people who give in to that
temptation will soon discover that the paper used in their printers
is a lot rougher than the paper designed to be used on their bottoms.
They will also run the risk of stopping up their toilets. Nothing
can make people yell “shit” faster than being ankle deep in it.
“A writer’s revenge,” you say. Perhaps, but I would not
celebrate it. While it would be silly of me to think I can please
everyone, I do not relish the thought of being the author whose
stories clogged up the most toilets. So how do I prevent that from
happening?
First of all, I realize
that judging the quality of a story is really subjective. The only
stories that are really crappy are the ones that talk about crap as I
did in the paragraphs above. That can be a good thing or a bad thing
depending on whether the reader finds potty humor funny. Most
professional writers will tell you to write for a particular
audience. I am afraid my blog is not very professional in that
regard. Some of my humor is crappy and some of it is not. Some of
my posts are about selfish, young men behaving badly or women
behaving badly, but I also write about men and women struggling to do
the right things. Although much of my writing is intended to be
humorous, some of my stories are serious and I often use humor to
make a serious point. I also experiment with the form and techniques
of writing stories. It is very difficult to build up a loyal
following when you are doing what I do. I am afraid it means there
are things in this blog to please everyone and things to offend or
bore everyone. That is not a good thing for readers, but I cannot
seem to restrict myself enough to appeal to a particular audience.
The one thing I tell
other writers is that you must be who you are. You can write for a
particular audience, but you must be authentic. Doing that increases
the sting of whatever criticism comes your way, but that is something
you have to endure. A writer has to develop a thick skin and an open
mind. Do not be afraid to take some risks. I welcome constructive
criticism. I also enjoy receiving compliments, scratching my itchy
ego is always appreciated. I would like to hear from you.
First published in macsbackporch.fictionforall.com on Jan 18, 2012
First published in macsbackporch.fictionforall.com on Jan 18, 2012
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