“It looks like a
troll to me,” he told his wife, Alice.
“I think it looks
like a gargoyle.”
”A gargoyle?”
”A gargoyle?”
“Yeah, you know, one
of those hideous creatures they put on medieval churches and such.”
He knew what gargoyles
were, but he had not thought about this thing looking like one of
them. Maybe it would look more like a gargoyle if he washed some of
the dirt off it. He washed it in the kitchen sink. It had the
bulging eyes and mirthless grin of a frog, but it also had the high
forehead and the equatorial nose of a human. Furthermore, it had big
ears. Is that what gargoyles looked like? He was not sure.
He looked up gargoyles
in the encyclopedia. He could understand the gargoyles that drained
rain water away from the block walls of buildings; they were ugly but
at least they served a purpose. What about the other gargoyles, the
ones that were strictly ornamental, the ones that supposedly depicted
a mythical creature? Why were they made a part of buildings? And
why was there no consistency? One would think that a mythical
creature would be described in the myth and that artists wishing to
depict it would make the sculpted figures conform to that
description. This did not seem to be case. From the few pictures in
the encyclopedia he determined that gargoyles could be any number of
different creatures. The only rule seemed to be that they should be
repulsive, but even that rule was broken sometimes. He was curious
about why this was so, but he was not curious enough to read the
entire article. The one positive thing he could say about calling
such a variety of creatures “gargoyles” is that it prevented
arguments about whether something looked like a gargoyle.
At any rate this figure
was too small to be a part of any building. He still thought it must
be a demon of some sort. He carried the statuette into his bedroom.
As hideous as it was, it was a gift from the earth. He did not want
to hastily discard a gift from the earth. He set it on his dresser
where he would see it every day. Seeing it would make him think
about what he wanted to do with it.
Alice waited until he
was asleep. If churches put gargoyles on the buildings to scare
people into righteousness it was certainly a good strategy. She
thought there was something disturbing about the eyes of the gargoyle
her husband found in their garden. She could not stand to have those
eyes watching her sleep. She took the little statue into the kitchen
and set it next to the coffee pot. “He’ll it see there everyday
until he decides to get rid of it,” she thought.
When he woke up the
next morning the last thing on his mind was the little statue. The
coffee pot was on a timer and he could smell the coffee brewing as he
dressed. He walked into the kitchen. There he cut a bagel in half
and spread cream cheese on both halves. He put the bagel on a small
plate, reached into the cupboard and removed a coffee cup. He saw
the demon when he went to pour the coffee. The sight of it startled
him so much that he almost dropped the cup. “It’s not a demon,”
he told himself. “It’s just a small statue, a mere lump of clay,
but this is not a good place for it.” He carried it into the
living room and set it on the table next to the end of the couch
where he normally sat. Then he turned on the television and walked
back to the kitchen to retrieve his coffee and bagel. It was his
practice to watch the morning news while eating his breakfast.
Alice came into the
kitchen after he left for work. She looked at the coffee pot and
smiled. “Good,” she thought. The gargoyle is gone. He must
have thrown it out.”
She ate breakfast then
went into the living room to watch her favorite soap opera. The
sight of the gargoyle on the end table startled her. She brushed it
off the table and onto the floor, hoping that the fall broke the
ghastly thing. It did not. By the time the show was over she had
forgotten all about the statuette. Her mind was now on the list of
items she was going to purchase at the grocery store.
The dog entered the
living room after she left. He gave the statue on the floor a few
critical sniffs before picking it up. He took it to the kitchen
where he dropped it on the floor. It is too difficult to know what a
dog is thinking to say that he was making a critical comment, but
after giving the little statue a thorough sniffing he peed on it.
Alice now returned with
the groceries. She quickly put the perishable items in the
refrigerator. Since it was a hot day and her feet were uncomfortable
she took off her shoes. Not surprisingly, that is when she stepped
in the dog pee and saw the wet statue. One would think she would
have blamed the dog for peeing on the floor, but that is not what she
did. She loved the dog and hated the gargoyle. In her mind there
was obviously something bad about the gargoyle that made the dog pee
on it. She washed the pee off of the statue and off of the floor.
She decided that something had to be done about that evil statue.
She had to find a way to get it out of her house. She put it in
front of the door between the house and garage. With any luck her
husband would step on it and break it when he came home. She could
always say the dog must have carried it into the kitchen.
Alice was leaving the
house again as the house keeper, Connie, arrived. Connie almost
broke her neck tripping over the little statue. She took one look at
it and made the sign of the cross. She did not know if this thing
was supposed to be a gargoyle or not, but she was taking no chances.
She picked it up as though she knew it was contaminated. She did not
want to risk tripping over it again. She thought it might be one of
those ugly things people put in their gardens or on their front
porches. So she set it on the porch next to the front door.
Don did not notice that
it was missing from the end table that night. The next morning he
saw his dog standing in front of the front door. Don put a leash on
the dog and led it outside to do its business. When the dog finished
Don turned to walk back to the house. That is when he saw the
statuette sitting on the porch. That is also when the wind blew the
door shut. It was locked and he did not have his keys. He angrily
rang the doorbell. He nudged the repulsive statue with his foot as
rang the doorbell again. “That damn thing never stays where I put
it,” he thought. He knew it had to be his wife who moved it, but
the ugliness of the thing is what made her do it. He rang the
doorbell again. He was very much in the mood to blame someone or
something for being locked out of his house. He looked down at the
statuette. “Anything that hideous has to be bad luck,” he
concluded. When Alice finally answered the door he said: “That
does it, I’m getting rid of the statue of that damn demon!”
On his way to work he
stopped at a store that sold curios, figurines, vases and such. Some
of the merchandise was new, but the store also carried antiques and
collectibles. Don thought the owner of the store might be able to
tell him what the statuette was supposed to be. Better yet, he might
buy it.
“Do you know what the
hell this is?” Don asked.
“I have no idea.”
“Is it very old?”
“I doubt it.”
“What will you give
me for it?”
“I’d be lucky if I
could sell it for a dollar.”
“Then I guess I’ll
just throw it away.”
“All right, I’ll
give you a dollar for it.”
Don took the dollar and
left. The owner of the store wrote out a price tag for a dollar
fifty and attached it to the statuette. He set it on a shelf
thinking it was very unlikely that anyone would ever buy the thing.
That afternoon Dale
entered the store looking for a vase. He had bought flowers for his
wife for their first wedding anniversary, but he wanted the real gift
to be a vase. It had to be something unusual and beautiful.
“May I help you?”
“Probably, but I want
to brows a bit first.”
The owner of the store
smiled. “Be my guest.”
Dale looked over at a
shelf containing curios and miscellaneous bric a brac. He took
several steps toward that shelf and stopped dead in his tracks. He
could not believe his eyes. It must be a miracle! Sitting on the
shelf was a statuette he had not seen since his early teens. He had
lost it when he and his parents moved out of the house where he had
grown up. Vivid memories sprang to his mind. He was only ten years
old when he made that statuette. He had disobeyed his mother by
entering her potting shed when she was not there. He had just seen
King Kong, and he wanted to make a statue of the beast. He took a
large lump of clay and began working it into the likeness of the ape.
He was nearly finished when his mother caught him.
“What are you doing
here?”
“Making a statue.”
“You know I’m going
to have to punish you for this.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Let me see what
you’ve made.” He showed it to her. “That’s not bad, not bad
at all. Do you want me to fire it for you?”
“Please.”
His punishment was that
he had to miss his favorite television show that night, but it was
worth it. Now this wonderful statuette of King Kong was sitting on a
shelf in this store with the price tag of a mere dollar fifty on it.
Dale picked it up with a big smile on his face. To others it was a
grotesque figure with malevolent eyes. To him it was a beautiful
figure with eyes that reflected a mother’s love for her child even
when he was naughty. In addition to the statuette, he bought a
beautiful vase for his wife, and he shared with her the miracle of
unconditional love.
Mother’s day in the
U.S. is May 8. Let your mother know how much her love means to you.
First published in macsbackporch.fictionforall.com on Mar. 27, 2011
Obviously dates are a problem when entering something written years ago. Mother's day is May 10, this year. I must say this story packed a punch for me because my mother died last year just before mother's day!
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